The draft lottery consists of twelve ping-pong balls getting pulled from a spinning plastic drum. But the really pathetic thing is that we don't even get to see the balls bounce around. The ping-pong balls are drawn off-camera, and then the results are put in an envelope. And then three million Americans turn on their TV to watch the envelopes get opened.
It's like bingo, but worse. It's like waiting for your grandmother to go play bingo. Then, when she gets home, asking her what happened. As an American, that makes me sad. We have nothing better to do than watch a TV show that reveals, second-hand, the results of "Bingo For Billionaires".
The good news is that we can fix it. We don't have to allocate draft picks like a church pastor calling out bingo numbers. We can replace the NBA Draft Lottery with the NBA Draft Tournament.
The NBA Draft TournamentInstead of putting all 14 non-playoff teams into a big bucket and playing bingo, we put all 14 teams into a single-elimination tournament bracket. All the excitement of March Madness, but with the future of your favorite NBA team resting in the balance.
Here's how it works:
1) Divide the 14 non-playoff teams into two brackets containing 7 teams each (one bracket for each conference).
2) In each bracket, the teams with the most regular-season wins play each other in a 1-game playoff. The loser goes home and the winner advances to play the team with the next best regular-season record.
3) Continue until you have one winner from each conference. These two teams play for the #1 pick.
4) Award the remaining picks according to how far each team advanced in the NBA Draft Tournament.
For example, these are what the brackets would have been for the 2014 NBA Draft Tournament:
|Western Conference||Eastern Conference|
|Phoenix Suns (48-34)|
Minnesota Timberwolves (40-42)
|New York Knicks (37-45)|
Cleveland Cavaliers (33-49)
|Winner of Game #1 (above)|
Denver Nuggets (36-46)
|Winner of Game #2 (above)|
Detroit Pistons (29-53)
|Winner of Game #3 (above)|
New Orleans Pelicans (33-49)
|Winner of Game #4 (above)|
Boston Celtics (25-57)
|Winner of Game #5 (above)|
Sacramento Kings (28-54)
|Winner of Game #6 (above)|
Orlando Magic (23-59)
|Winner of Game #7 (above)|
Los Angeles Lakers (27-55)
|Winner of Game #8 (above)|
Philadelphia 76ers (19-63)
|Winner of Game #9 (above)|
Utah Jazz (25-57)
|Winner of Game #10 (above)|
Milwaukee Bucks (15-67)
Winner of Game #11
Winner of Game #12
But Is It "Fair"?
This tournament model has the advantage of maintaining the "integrity" of current system. In other words, the worst teams still have the best chance to earn the #1 pick. But they actually have to earn it -- on the basketball court.
This table shows the chance of each team getting the #1 pick using this tournament format, compared to the chance currently given to them by the NBA in the lottery:
|Lottery||Tournament||Western Conference||Eastern Conference||Tournament||Lottery|
|0.5%||0.6%||Suns (48-34)||Knicks (37-45)||0.7%||0.7%|
|0.6%||0.6%||Timberwolves (40-42)||Cavaliers (33-49)||0.8%||1.7%|
|0.8%||1.0%||Nuggets (36-46)||Pistons (29-53)||1.5%||2.8%|
|1.1%||2.3%||Pelicans (33-49)||Celtics (25-57)||2.9%||10.3%|
|4.3%||4.4%||Kings (28-54)||Magic (23-59)||6.6%||15.6%|
|6.3%||10.7%||Lakers (27-55)||76ers (19-63)||13.6%||19.9%|
|10.4%||24.3%||Jazz (25-57)||Bucks (15-67)||29.4%||25.0%|
The End of Tanking?
Because the tournament format requires that you actually win at least 2 games in order to win the #1 pick, tanking is discouraged. A bad record gives you a better position in the tournament, but you still need a team good enough to win.